A tall man is leading the group towards fifty-eight, enveloped in a very long black coat and wearing enormous boots festooned with metal skulls, spiked metal strips, and shiny buckles. He is talking on a mobile phone. Some of the others are wearing long coats, some are in short coats, others are huddling under a big umbrella, and those who don’t fit are just huddling and shivering.
Mobile man stops his phone call and looks at me. Long spikes of hair above the long coat, designer stubble and false bushy-green eyebrows gesture menacingly.
“You seeking somebody fellah?”
“Well yes. I’m looking for Colin.”
“Well, what about him?”
“He invited me to come.”
“Why?”
“He said there was a party.”
“That’s as maybe. Why did he invite you?”
“I met him in The Dragon last night. We talked and he invited me.”
“So why are you stood out here? Do you not have his mobile number?”
“No. Just the address. There’s no bell.”
“That right? No bell. No mobile. So, you’re stood here. Just like that? And who are you anyway?”
“My name’s Kevin. What’s yours?”
“Mickey Mouse.”
Suppressed sniggers and grins from the crowd of people behind him.
“Well, it’s up to Colin, I suppose. Hope you’ve brought a bottle – no use if you haven’t.”
I show him the contents of the bag I’m carrying.
“Alright, I suppose. It had better be. We do things right here, understand.”
Another mobile call.
“Hey, Colin! Are you going to open the door or what man? It’s taters out here.”
There’s a noise of bolts being drawn and a key turned, the door opens and Kevin emerges in party finery – ripped jeans hanging from his waist in festoons, a shaggy beard and hairstyle all of his own design and a tailcoat that has seen better days and probably many unfortunate owners. It also happens to be a loose fit. It looks as if it’s going to be a rather bohemian evening. There’s a loud clang as the gate flies open and we finally file in out of the rain.
There’s a long flight of rickety stairs leading up from the door to the first floor. People are sitting, standing, and semi-reclining on the steps and it feels like stepping over giant tree roots in a moonlit forest.
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